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5 Signs You’re Officially a Florida Local



  • You don’t even look up when a rocket launches anymore.

  • You know Publix subs deserve their own food group.

  • Anything below 70° requires a jacket.

  • You know exactly when not to drive toward Cocoa Beach.

  • You’ve learned that “waterfront” can mean ocean, river, canal—or sometimes your backyard after a summer thunderstorm. 😂

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